Completely Inoffensive Politically Neutral Sticker

It's a sticker. Measures 2" x 4" and - according to the good people at the sticker company - works indoors or outdoors. Printed on white, matte finish.

Great for laptops, car windows, or for sealing the lips of your racist Uncle Larry, who simply will NOT STFU about bitcoin, whatever that is.

There can be absolutely no way you need any further description. If you are having any trouble understanding any part of the description - or the sticker itself - perhaps this is not the sticker for you.

Because someone always has some Boring But Somehow Complicated Mailbox Problem, here's the shipping and return info. Read this before you email me.

• U.S. shipping only. Stickers ship in a #10 security envelope with a good old fashioned stamp, licked by yours truly

• Because I hate licking stamps, shipping is just a buck-fifty for either a single sticker or a single 3-pack. It goes up in fifty-cent increments from there, but you'll see a shipping total before you finalize your checkout, so definitely watch for that and don't get all outraged. If you go nuts and order a whole passel of them, I'll do some adjusting/refunding/blah blah blah. Keep yer knickers on; I'll get to it

• I won't email you fifty updates about your sticker; it'll just show up like magic. In other words: no tracking, but I have faith in the USPS...unlike, oh, someone

• If you absolutely have to have tracking, give me a shout via the contact link and we'll work it out - though it gets about $6 more expensive for you

• No local pickup options; it's not worth the fifty emails we're gonna have about the secret dropoff place and now you're running late because of, oh, whatever, OMG I stopped listening a while back. Just pay up and you'll get it in the mail like a stranger

• Returns? Ha ha, no. We have to live with what we've done, I'm afraid - as we're discovering. Live, laugh, love vote!